{"id":288,"date":"2012-07-13T16:36:57","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T20:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/?p=288"},"modified":"2012-07-13T16:36:57","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T20:36:57","slug":"hilarious-giant-robot-slogans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/hilarious-giant-robot-slogans\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious giant robot slogans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we have this <a href=\"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/swag-design-contest\/\" target=\"_blank\">swag design contest going right now<\/a>, ending next Friday, and we&#8217;ve had a number of designers mention that they&#8217;d love to see some examples of potential slogans. We&#8217;ve compiled a couple of our favorites here; feel free to add your own or give us feedback in the comments!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Giant Robots: Because life isn\u2019t dangerous enough.<\/li>\n<li>My other car has 6 legs.<\/li>\n<li>If you have to ask why I build giant robots for fun, you might not like my new best friend\/ride.<\/li>\n<li>Robots: Man\u2019s other best friend.<\/li>\n<li>We build because we can.<\/li>\n<li>I build giant robots. If you see me running, try to keep up.<\/li>\n<li>Wheels are overrated.<\/li>\n<li>Wheels are so Mesopotamian<\/li>\n<li>Stompy: Dragging you into the future, 6 feet at a time.<\/li>\n<li>Be nice to the robots. They\u2019re bigger than you.<\/li>\n<li>Robots: You\u2019re what\u2019s for dinner.<\/li>\n<li>Humans: The other white meat.<\/li>\n<li>5 gallons to the mile. Wouldn\u2019t have it any other way.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we have this swag design contest going right now, ending next Friday, and we&#8217;ve had a number of designers mention that they&#8217;d love to see some examples of potential slogans. We&#8217;ve compiled a couple of our favorites here; feel free to add your own or give us feedback in the comments! Giant Robots: Because &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/hilarious-giant-robot-slogans\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hilarious giant robot slogans<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":290,"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions\/290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/projecthexapod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}